Funny

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman

Quote

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman

Quote of the Day

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman

Thought of the Day

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman