Thought

"Being a celebrity has taught me to hide, but being an actor has opened my soul." - Meryl Streep

Quote

"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment." - Barry LePatner

Funny

"Win hearts, and you have all men's hands and purses." - William Cecil Burleigh

Motivational

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." - Harry S Truman

Love

When the door of happiness closes, another opens but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

Funny

"The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for." - R. Stevens

Motivational

"Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you." - Madame de Tencin

Thought

"Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave; for it is almost as well to be subjected to another's appetite as to thine own." - Sir Richard Francis Burton

Quote

"A great writer reveals the truth even when he or she does not wish to." - Tom Bissell

Love

A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.

Thought

"Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source." - Ron Nesen

Quote

"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in." - Evan Davis

Motivational

"When you make a mistake, there are only three things you should ever do about it: admit it, learn from it, and don't repeat it." - Paul "Bear" Bryant

Funny

"Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else." - James Thorpe

Love

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship and find out you still care for that person.

Thought

"To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven." - Karen Sunde

Funny

"Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy." - Homer

Motivational

"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles." - Charlie Chaplin

Quote

"Life itself is a quotation." - Jorge Luis Borges

Funny

"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen." - Ambrose Bierce

Love

Maybe we have to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

Funny

"The days of the digital watch are numbered." - Tom Stoppard

Thought

"Everyone has his burden; what counts is how you carry it." - Joe Brown and David Brown

Quote

"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be the miracle." - Phillips Brooks

Motivational

"Do definite good; first of all to yourself, then to definite persons." - John Lancaster Spalding

Love

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

Quote

"Seek simplicity, and distrust it." - Alfred North Whitehead

Motivational

"We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us to disregard them." - Cato the Elder

Love

"Maybe kissing is sort of like nature's coffee." - Scott Westerfeld

Thought

"People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one event. Now their lives are more about the past than their future." - Chuck Palahniuk

Quote

"Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening." - Barbara Tober

Funny

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

Love

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." - Lynda Barry

Funny

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield

Motivational

"To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak." - C. Kent Wright

Funny

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman

Thought

"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." - Alfred E. Wiggam

Quote

"The mind's first step to self-awareness must be through the body." - George Sheehan

Funny

"The price of greatness is responsibility." - Sir Winston Churchill

Motivational

"The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want." - Ben Stein

Thought

"Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself." - Paul Hawken

Quote

"Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit." - W. Somerset Maugham

Funny

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." - Voltaire

Love

"It would be the perfect crime….If i stole your heart and you stole mine." - Anonymous

Thought

"I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts." - John Locke

Quote

"Ask yourself: Have you been kind today? Make kindness your daily modus operandi and change your world." - Annie Lennox

Funny

"But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin

Motivational

"There is no greater joy nor greater reward than to make a fundamental difference in someone's life." - Sister Mary Rose McGeady

Quote

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." - Horace Walpole

Thought

"Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change." - Malcolm X

Quote

"It is all very well, when the pen flows, but then there are the dark days when imagination deserts one, and it is an effort to put anything down on paper. That little you have achieved stares at you at the end of the day, and you know the next morning you will have to scrape it down and start again." - Elizabeth Aston

Love

"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." - Jonathan Swift

Motivational

"I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself." - Edith Sitwell

Funny

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." - Jackie Mason

Love

"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love." - Sophocles

Quote

"It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret." - Jackie Joyner-Kersee

Thought

"We can aspire to anything, but we don't get it just 'cause we want it. I would rather spend my life close to the birds than waste it wishing I had wings." - Eli Attie

Motivational

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost

Funny

"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in." - Evan Davis

Funny

"Never regret something that once made you smile." - Amber Deckers

Funny

"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time." - Tallulah Bankhead 

Love

"Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith." - Saint Francis of Assisi

Motivational

"In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind." - Louis Pasteur

Quote

"In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man." - Alfred Hitchcock

Love

"Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience." - M. Scott Peck

Thought

"Have more than thou showest; Speak less than thou knowest." - William Shakespeare

Motivational

"You don't need to outdo the competition. It's expensive and defensive. Underdo your competition. We need more simplicity and clarity." - Jason Fried

Quote

"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." - Fran Lebowitz

Funny

"Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another." - H. L. Mencken

Love

"Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command." - Alan Watts

Thought

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." - George Bernard Shaw

Quote

"The sweet and the sour: this is what makes great art." - Ward Jenkins

Funny

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers

Motivational

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right." - Isaac Asimov

Funny

"Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson

Love

"Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put it back together; keeping one piece for himself, replacing it with a piece of his" - Anonymous

Love

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." -Ingrid Bergman

Motivational

"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity." -Horace Mann

Motivational

"Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth…Tame the dragon and the gift is yours." - Noela Evans

Thought

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Edgar Bergen

Quote

"A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man." - Anonymous

Funny

"If my films make even one more person feel miserable, I'll feel I've done my job." - Woody Allen

Love

"Life is messy. Love is messier." – Catch and Release(2006 movie)

Love

"What’s my point of waiting if you never love me…though I love you so much…" - Anonymous

Thought

"Never make someone a priority in your life... If you are just an option in theirs." - Anonymous

Funny

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But, it gets booking. So, I go back to being me" - Anonymous

Funny

"Coffee just isn't my cup of tea." - Anonymous

Motivational

"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it." - Henry David Thoreau

Funny

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." - August Strindberg

Quote

"Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds." - Marian Evans

Love

"One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love." - Elizabeth Aston

Quote

"Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense of truth." - Johann Georg von Zimmermann

Motivational

"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves." - Carl Jung

Thought

"Praise the bridge that carried you over." - George Colman

Quote

"When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health." - J. P. Donleavy

Thought

"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose." - Bill Gates

Funny

"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'" - Jeff Foxworthy

Motivational

"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben

Quote

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt

Motivational

"It really doesn't matter if the person who hurt you deserves to be forgiven. Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. You have things to do and you want to move on." - Real Live Preacher

Motivational

"Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you." - Harold Bloom

Thought

"Death likes it when you play hard to get." - Randy K. Milholland

Quote

"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance." -  Laurence J. Peter

Funny

"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

Thought

"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." - Sir Francis Bacon

Quote

"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature." - Frank Lloyd Wright

Motivational

"Act as if it were impossible to fail." - Dorothea Brande

Funny

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

Thought

"Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well." - Samuel Butler

Quote

"Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing." - William Shakespeare

Funny

"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." - Jimmy Demaret

Love

"To love someone is to identify with them." - Aristotle

Motivational

"By constant self-discipline and self-control you can develop greatness of character." - Grenville Kleiser