Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Love


"Each body has its art..." - Gwendolyn Brooks

Motivational


"If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting." - Benjamin Franklin

Thought

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas A. Edison

Quote

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller

Funny

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Motivational

"The way we see the problem is the problem." - Stephen Covey

Quote


"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." - Nikita Khrushchev

Funny

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill

Monday, October 29, 2012

Thought

"It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction." - Pablo Picasso

Motivational

"Not everything made you stronger. It was possible to survive, yet still be crippled for your trouble. Sometimes it was okay to run away, to skip the test, to chicken out. Or at least to get some help." - Scott Westerfeld

Quote

"To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult." - Plutarch

Funny

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - Jean Paul Getty

Friday, October 26, 2012

Motivational

"A smile is the shortest distance between two people." - Victor Borge

Thought

"If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others." - Tryon Edwards

Funny

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." - Mary Wilson Little

Quote

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte

Funny

"There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women." - Orson Welles

Thought

"You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do." - Henry Ford

Motivational

"A little rebellion now and then is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson

Funny

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place." - Johnny Carson

Motivational

"Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion." - Kate Reid

Funny

"If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life." - Robert Pante

Quote


"The best mirror is an old friend." - George Herbert

Thought

"Ability will never catch up with the demand for it." - Malcolm Forbes

Quote

"He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature." - Socrates 

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Motivational


"People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar." - Thich Nhat Hanh

Love

"The love of truth lies at the root of much humor." - Robertson Davies

Quote

"Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it." - Jules Renard

Thought

"Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two." - Ambrose Bierce

Funny

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Funny

"There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead." - Arthur Honegger

Motivational

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein

Quote

"You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light." - Vicomte de Chateaubriand

Monday, October 22, 2012

Thought

"My friend is one... who take me for what I am." - Henry David Thoreau

Motivational

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes." - Mahatma Gandhi

Quote

"Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well." - Aristotle

Thought

"All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!" - Bob Newhart

Motivational

"Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can." - Norman Vincent Peale

Motivational

"Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down." - Charles F. Kettering

Funny

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." - George F. Will

Love

"I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex." - Oscar Wilde

Thought

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." - Mark Twain

Quote

"Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always to combat with ourselves." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Friday, October 19, 2012

Motivational

"Good writing takes more than just time; it wants your best moments and the best of you." - Real Live Preacher

Love

"First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time." - Honore de Balzac

Thought

"There is no remedy for love but to love more." - Henry David Thoreau

Funny

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde

Quote

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." - Mark Twain

Motivational

"You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play." - Warren Beatty

Thought

"To try to be better is to be better." - Charlotte Cushman

Quote

What you will do matters. All you need is to do it." - Judy Grahn

Motivational

"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going." - Professor Irwin Corey

Funny

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Motivational

"Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration." - Thomas A. Edison

Love

Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." - Iris Murdoch

Funny

"Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path." - Scandinavian Proverb

Funny

"Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path." - Scandinavian Proverb

Funny

"Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path." - Scandinavian Proverb

Quote

"Desire, ask, believe, receive." - Stella Terrill Mann

Quote

"Desire, ask, believe, receive." - Stella Terrill Mann

Quote

"Desire, ask, believe, receive." - Stella Terrill Mann

Thought

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." - Oscar Levant

Quote

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman

Motivational

"I'm happy about the things I've done. Not always happy about the results, but happy about the decisions, because I made them myself. And I think that's an important way to go through life." - Kevin Costner

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Thought

"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else." - Judy Garland

Funny

"Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money." - Jules Renard

Motivational

"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it." - George Moore

Quote

"It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head." - Sally Kempton

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Funny

"Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it." - Spanish Proverb

Thought

"There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote

"The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it." - C. P. Snow

Motivational

"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

Monday, October 15, 2012

Funny

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress." - Mark Twain

Thought

"I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens." - Randy K. Milholland

Motivational

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist." - Indira Gandhi

Quote

"I know three things will never be believed - the true, the probable, and the logical." - John Steinbeck

Friday, October 12, 2012

Motivational

"Sometimes it's good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more." - Darby Conley

Thought

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." - Fats Domino

Quote

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

Funny

"Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed limit." - Peter Beckmann

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Quote

"A hug is a wonderful thing. It makes you feel wanted, needed, and loved all at the same time." - Gregory Garcia

Quote

"The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame." - Rod Steiger

Thought

"Actions lie louder than words." - Carolyn Wells

Funny

"Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month." - Wernher von Braun

Motivational

"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." - Muhammad Ali

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Funny

"You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone." - Real Live Preacher

Thought

"Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it." - Maya Angelou

Motivational

"Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse." - Anonymous

Quote

"No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." - Henry Adams

Quote

"Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise." - Bertrand Russell

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Motivational

"To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven." - Karen Sunde

Quote

"Words are a heavy thing...they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn't fly." - Christian Williams

Motivational

"Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment." - Horace

Thought

"Mighty hard to tell the people you love you’re a failure." - Laura Moncur 

Quote

"I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it." - Thomas Jefferson

Funny

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." - Aldous Huxley

Monday, October 8, 2012

Motivational

"It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours." - Sam Ewing

Quote

"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." - Abba Eban

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Motivational

"It's about what YOU are going to do with the short time you have left on this earth." - Hugh Macleod

Funny

"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning." - Clint Eastwood

Quote

"The greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one." - Elbert Hubbard

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Quote

"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins." - Native American Proverb

Thought

"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me." - Carol Burnett

Motivational

"He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses." - Horace

Thought

"In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side." - Randy K. Milholland

Motivational

"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret." - Laurence J. Peter

Quote

"America is a mistake, a giant mistake." - Sigmund Freud

Funny

"When women go wrong, men go right after them." - Mae West

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Motivational

"We make war that we may live in peace." - Aristotle

Thought

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." - Steve Martin

Funny

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud

Quote

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein