Love

Before i saw you i dream, before i talked to you i heard voice and before i touched you, you had already stolen my heart.

Funny

"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done." - Fred Allen

Thought

"Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly." - Plutarch

Quote

"Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open." - Elmer G. Letterman

Motivational

"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight." - Benjamin Franklin

Love

We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone.

Funny

"Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public." - Robert Morley

Love

"Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience." - M. Scott Peck

Funny

"The computing field is always in need of new cliches." - Alan Perlis

Motivational

"Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Thought

"Only two things you ignore: things that aren't important and things you wish weren't important, and wishing never works." - David Shore

Quote

"Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment." - R. Buckminster Fuller

Love

If “loving you” is wrong, then i don’t want to be right!

Motivational

"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one." - Elbert Hubbard

Funny

"It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember." - Eugene McCarthy

Thought

"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all." - Samuel Butler

Quote

"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help." - Judith Martin

Love

Love is the only feeling on earth that breaks the heart.

Motivational

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." - Robert Heinlein

Thought

"It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation." - Dr. Rob Gilbert

Quote

"Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want." - Martha Beck

Funny

"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." - Robert Frost

Love

Don't let her fall in love... If you don't intend to catch her.

Funny

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball

Motivational

"Goodness is the only investment that never fails." - Henry David Thoreau

Thought

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw

Quote

"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." - Sir Richard Steele

Love

I would trade everyday of my past, to spend everyday of my future with you.

Funny

"If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your guardian genius." - Joseph Addison

Thought

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright

Quote

"We cannot fail to win unless we fail to try." - Tom Clancy

Motivational

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney

Love

Love is like the wind you cant see it but you can feel it.

Motivational

"The deeper sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain." - Kahlil Gibran

Thought

"We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society." - Judith Martin

Quote

"The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it." - P. B. Medawar

Funny

"Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors." - Quentin Crisp

Love

Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back. Don't expect love in return, just wait for it to grow in their heart, but if it doesn't, be sure it grew in yours.

Thought

"My friends are my estate." - Emily Dickinson

Quote

"He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit." - Sir Walter Scott

Funny

"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest." - Wilson Mizner

Love

Love comes to those who still hope although they've been disappointed, to those who still believe although they've been betrayed, need to love those who still love although they've been hurt before.

Motivational

"You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?" - Robert Louis Stevenson

Thought

"A smiling face is half the meal." - Latvian Proverb

Funny

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." - Jerry Seinfeld

Quote

"The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect." - Esther Dyson

Love

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Thought

"Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people." - Mario Puzo

Quote

"People make one happy, not houses? I do not think so. Houses are more to be trusted than people." - Elizabeth Aston

Funny

"I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy." - Frank Zappa

Motivational

"We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys." - William Arthur Ward

Love

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.

Quote

"What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful." - Scott Westerfeld

Motivational

"One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Funny

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

Quote

"There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people." - Muhammad Ali

Thought

"A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything." - Samuel Johnson 

Love

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Quote

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!" - Jonathan Winters

Thought

"Mighty hard to tell the people you love you’re a failure." - Laura Moncur

Motivational

'People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have." - Anne Tyler

Quote

"Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time." - Norman Ford

Funny

"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." - Frank Zappa

Love

Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to all the things you want to do.

Motivational

"The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed." - Gordon Parks

Funny

"Don't stay long when the husband is not at home." - Japanese Proverb

Thought

"Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't." - Brett Butler

Quote

"Trust one who has gone through it." - Virgil

Love

Always put yourself in other's shoes. If you feel it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person too.

Thought

"Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle." - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Quote

"Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts; for if you let it pass, the desire may never return, and you may remain in ignorance." - William Wirt

Motivational

"If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm." - Elizabeth Bowen

Funny

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck." - Graffito

Love

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

Thought

"Drive thy business or it will drive thee." - Benjamin Franklin

Motivational

"Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose." - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Quote

"Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot." - George Herbert

Funny

"Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it." - Tallulah Bankhead

Love

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

Love

If I could reinvent the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Funny

"We are the people our parents warned us about." - Jimmy Buffett

Motivational

"Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it." - William Arthur Ward

Thought

"Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing." - Elizabeth Goudge

Quote

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." - Steven Wright

Love

 Love is an unusual game. There are either two winners or none.

Funny

"Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance." - William Shakespeare

Thought

"One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child." - Randall Jarrell

Quote

"To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them." - Charles Buxton

Funny

"If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf." - Thomas Fuller

Love

Love doesn't make the world go 'round, it makes the ride worthwhile.

Motivational

The only difference between a good and a bad day is your attitude.

Motivational

"First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others." - Thomas a Kempis

Thought

"If you can't be funny, be interesting." - Harold Ross

Quote

"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." - Rita Rudner

Funny

"There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers." - William James

Love

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there's plenty of room at both ends.