"Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity." - Chilo
Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Thought of the Day
"If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them." - Isaac Asimov
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Isaac Asimov
Quote of the Day
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
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Elbert Hubbard
Thought of the Day
"Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve." - Max Planck
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Max Planck
Quote of the Day
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it." - E. B. White
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E. B. White
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Thought of the Day
"My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition." - Indira Gandhi
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Indira Gandhi
Quote of the Day
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - P. J. O'Rourke
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P. J. O'Rourke
Thought of the Day
"If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else." - Gordon Sinclair
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Gordon Sinclair
Quote of the Day
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." - Emo Philips
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Emo Philips
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Thought of the Day
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
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Socrates
Quote of the Day
"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." - Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Friday, August 24, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash." - Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
Quote of the Day
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." - Marie Corelli
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Marie Corelli
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Thought of the Day
“At the end of knowledge, wisdom begins, and at the end of wisdom, there is not grief...but hope” - Lloyd Alexander
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Lloyd Alexander
Quote of the Day
"If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention." - Miscellaneous
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Miscellaneous
Thought of the Day
"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Quote of the Day
"Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs." - Henry Ford
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Henry Ford
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Quote of the Day
"Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara." - Miscellaneous
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Miscellaneous
Thought of the Day
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
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Dean Martin
Monday, August 20, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal
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Billy Crystal
Quote of the Day
"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work." - Gallagher
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Gallagher
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Thought of the Day
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." - Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
Quote of the Day
"... when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Thought of the Day
Fiction reveals truth that reality obscures" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Quote of the Day
"The strongest among you may not wear a crown" - Miscellaneous
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Miscellaneous
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Thought of the Day
"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin." - Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Quote of the Day
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." - Henry Ford
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Henry Ford
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Thought of the Day
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forget their use." - Galileo Galilei
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Galileo Galilei
Quote of the Day
"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory." - Rita Mae Brown
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Rita Mae Brown
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katharine Hepburn
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Katharine Hepburn
Quote of the Day
"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts." - Orson Welles
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Orson Welles
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Thought of the Day
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire
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Voltaire
Quote of the Day
"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash." - Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
Friday, August 10, 2012
Thought of the Day
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." - Peter O'Toole
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Peter O'Toole
Quote of the Day
"Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping." - Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Thought of the Day
"With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Quote of the Day
"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about." - Sam Ewing
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Sam Ewing
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Thought of the Day
"History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes." - Voltaire
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Voltaire
Quote of the Day
"Pay no attention to the critics. Don't even ignore them." - Samuel Goldwyn
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Samuel Goldwyn
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Quote of the Day
"Rembrandt painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000 are still in existence." - Wilhelm Bode
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Wilhelm Bode
Thought of the Day
"Don't be so much emotional in your life that it hurts you and Don't get too much practical in life that it hurts others!" - Miscellaneous
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Miscellaneous
Quote of the Day
"Life is the most difficult exam. Many Fail trying to copy others, not realizing that each one has a different question paper!" - Miscellaneous
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Miscellaneous
Monday, August 6, 2012
Thought of the Day
"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs." - Elbert Hubbard
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Elbert Hubbard
Quote of the Day
"October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February." - Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Friday, August 3, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
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Oscar Wilde
Thought of the Day
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman
Quote of the Day
"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One." - Yakov Smirnoff
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Yakov Smirnoff
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience." - Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Quote of the Day
"Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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