Friday, August 31, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity." - Chilo

Quote of the Day

"Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion." - Tina Fey

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Quote of the Day

"Person who chases two rabbits catches neither." - Confucius

Thought of the Day

"If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them." - Isaac Asimov

Quote of the Day

"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

Thought of the Day

"Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve." - Max Planck

Quote of the Day

"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it." - E. B. White

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Thought of the Day

"My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition." - Indira Gandhi

Quote of the Day

"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - P. J. O'Rourke

Thought of the Day

"If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else." - Gordon Sinclair

Quote of the Day

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." - Emo Philips

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Thought of the Day

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

Quote of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." - Woody Allen

Friday, August 24, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash." - Winston Churchill

Quote of the Day

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." - Marie Corelli

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Thought of the Day

“At the end of knowledge, wisdom begins, and at the end of wisdom, there is not grief...but hope” - Lloyd Alexander

Quote of the Day

"If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention." - Miscellaneous

Thought of the Day

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Quote of the Day

"Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs." - Henry Ford

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Quote of the Day

"Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara." - Miscellaneous

Thought of the Day

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

Quote of the Day

"Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach." - Aristotle

Monday, August 20, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal

Quote of the Day

"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work." - Gallagher

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Thought of the Day

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." - Winston Churchill

Quote of the Day

"... when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Thought of the Day

Fiction reveals truth that reality obscures" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote of the Day

"The strongest among you may not wear a crown" - Miscellaneous

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Thought of the Day

"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin." - Mark Twain

Quote of the Day

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." - Henry Ford

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Thought of the Day

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forget their use." - Galileo Galilei

Quote of the Day

"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory." - Rita Mae Brown

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katharine Hepburn

Quote of the Day

"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts." - Orson Welles

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Thought of the Day

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire

Quote of the Day

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash." - Winston Churchill

Friday, August 10, 2012

Thought of the Day

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." - Peter O'Toole

Quote of the Day

"Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping." - Ambrose Bierce

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Thought of the Day

"With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon." - Albert Einstein

Quote of the Day

"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about." - Sam Ewing

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Thought of the Day

"History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes." - Voltaire

Quote of the Day

"Pay no attention to the critics. Don't even ignore them." - Samuel Goldwyn

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once." - Charles Lamb

Quote of the Day

"Rembrandt painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000 are still in existence." - Wilhelm Bode

Thought of the Day

"Don't be so much emotional in your life that it hurts you and Don't get too much practical in life that it hurts others!" - Miscellaneous

Quote of the Day

"Life is the most difficult exam. Many Fail trying to copy others, not realizing that each one has a different question paper!" - Miscellaneous

Monday, August 6, 2012

Thought of the Day

"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs." - Elbert Hubbard

Quote of the Day

"October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February." - Mark Twain

Friday, August 3, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

Quote of the Day

"Don't find fault, find a remedy." - Henry Ford

Thought of the Day

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

Quote of the Day

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One." - Yakov Smirnoff

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience." - Woody Allen

Quote of the Day

"Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau