Friday, December 28, 2012

Love

Before i saw you i dream, before i talked to you i heard voice and before i touched you, you had already stolen my heart.

Funny

"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done." - Fred Allen

Thought

"Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly." - Plutarch

Quote

"Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open." - Elmer G. Letterman

Motivational

"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight." - Benjamin Franklin

Love

We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Funny


"Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public." - Robert Morley

Love

"Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience." - M. Scott Peck

Funny

"The computing field is always in need of new cliches." - Alan Perlis

Motivational

"Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Thought


"Only two things you ignore: things that aren't important and things you wish weren't important, and wishing never works." - David Shore

Quote

"Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment." - R. Buckminster Fuller

Love


If “loving you” is wrong, then i don’t want to be right!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Motivational

"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one." - Elbert Hubbard

Funny

"It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember." - Eugene McCarthy

Thought

"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all." - Samuel Butler

Quote

"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help." - Judith Martin

Love


Love is the only feeling on earth that breaks the heart.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Motivational

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." - Robert Heinlein

Thought

"It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation." - Dr. Rob Gilbert

Quote

"Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want." - Martha Beck

Funny

"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." - Robert Frost

Love

Don't let her fall in love... If you don't intend to catch her.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Funny

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball

Motivational

"Goodness is the only investment that never fails." - Henry David Thoreau

Thought

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw

Quote

"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." - Sir Richard Steele

Love


I would trade everyday of my past, to spend everyday of my future with you.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Funny

"If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your guardian genius." - Joseph Addison

Thought

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright

Quote

"We cannot fail to win unless we fail to try." - Tom Clancy

Motivational

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney

Love

Love is like the wind you cant see it but you can feel it.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Motivational

"The deeper sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain." - Kahlil Gibran

Thought

"We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society." - Judith Martin

Quote

"The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it." - P. B. Medawar

Funny

"Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors." - Quentin Crisp

Love

Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back. Don't expect love in return, just wait for it to grow in their heart, but if it doesn't, be sure it grew in yours.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Thought


"My friends are my estate." - Emily Dickinson

Quote

"He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit." - Sir Walter Scott

Funny

"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest." - Wilson Mizner

Love

Love comes to those who still hope although they've been disappointed, to those who still believe although they've been betrayed, need to love those who still love although they've been hurt before.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Motivational

"You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?" - Robert Louis Stevenson

Thought

"A smiling face is half the meal." - Latvian Proverb

Funny

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." - Jerry Seinfeld

Quote

"The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect." - Esther Dyson

Love

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Thought

"Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people." - Mario Puzo

Quote

"People make one happy, not houses? I do not think so. Houses are more to be trusted than people." - Elizabeth Aston

Funny

"I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy." - Frank Zappa

Motivational

"We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys." - William Arthur Ward

Love

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.

Quote

"What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful." - Scott Westerfeld

Motivational

"One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Funny

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

Quote

"There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people." - Muhammad Ali

Thought

"A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything." - Samuel Johnson 

Love

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Quote

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!" - Jonathan Winters

Thought

"Mighty hard to tell the people you love you’re a failure." - Laura Moncur

Motivational

'People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have." - Anne Tyler

Quote

"Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time." - Norman Ford

Funny

"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." - Frank Zappa

Love

Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to all the things you want to do.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Motivational

"The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed." - Gordon Parks

Funny

"Don't stay long when the husband is not at home." - Japanese Proverb

Thought

"Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't." - Brett Butler

Quote

"Trust one who has gone through it." - Virgil

Love

Always put yourself in other's shoes. If you feel it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person too.

Thought

"Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle." - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Quote

"Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts; for if you let it pass, the desire may never return, and you may remain in ignorance." - William Wirt

Motivational

"If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm." - Elizabeth Bowen

Funny

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck." - Graffito

Love

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Thought

"Drive thy business or it will drive thee." - Benjamin Franklin

Motivational

"Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose." - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Quote

"Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot." - George Herbert

Funny

"Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it." - Tallulah Bankhead

Love

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Love

If I could reinvent the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Funny

"We are the people our parents warned us about." - Jimmy Buffett

Motivational

"Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it." - William Arthur Ward

Thought

"Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing." - Elizabeth Goudge

Quote

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." - Steven Wright

Love

 Love is an unusual game. There are either two winners or none.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Funny

"Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance." - William Shakespeare

Thought

"One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child." - Randall Jarrell

Quote

"To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them." - Charles Buxton

Funny

"If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf." - Thomas Fuller

Love

Love doesn't make the world go 'round, it makes the ride worthwhile.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Motivational

The only difference between a good and a bad day is your attitude.

Motivational

"First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others." - Thomas a Kempis

Thought

"If you can't be funny, be interesting." - Harold Ross

Quote

"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." - Rita Rudner

Funny

"There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers." - William James

Love

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there's plenty of room at both ends.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Thought

"Being a celebrity has taught me to hide, but being an actor has opened my soul." - Meryl Streep

Quote

"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment." - Barry LePatner

Funny

"Win hearts, and you have all men's hands and purses." - William Cecil Burleigh

Motivational

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." - Harry S Truman

Love

When the door of happiness closes, another opens but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Funny

"The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for." - R. Stevens

Motivational

"Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you." - Madame de Tencin

Thought

"Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave; for it is almost as well to be subjected to another's appetite as to thine own." - Sir Richard Francis Burton

Quote

"A great writer reveals the truth even when he or she does not wish to." - Tom Bissell

Love

A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Thought

"Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source." - Ron Nesen

Quote

"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in." - Evan Davis

Motivational

"When you make a mistake, there are only three things you should ever do about it: admit it, learn from it, and don't repeat it." - Paul "Bear" Bryant

Funny

"Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else." - James Thorpe

Love

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship and find out you still care for that person.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Thought

"To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven." - Karen Sunde

Funny

"Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy." - Homer

Motivational

"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles." - Charlie Chaplin

Quote


"Life itself is a quotation." - Jorge Luis Borges

Funny

"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen." - Ambrose Bierce

Love

Maybe we have to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Funny

"The days of the digital watch are numbered." - Tom Stoppard

Thought

"Everyone has his burden; what counts is how you carry it." - Joe Brown and David Brown

Quote

"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be the miracle." - Phillips Brooks

Motivational

"Do definite good; first of all to yourself, then to definite persons." - John Lancaster Spalding

Love

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Quote

"Seek simplicity, and distrust it." - Alfred North Whitehead

Motivational

"We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us to disregard them." - Cato the Elder

Love

"Maybe kissing is sort of like nature's coffee." - Scott Westerfeld

Thought

"People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one event. Now their lives are more about the past than their future." - Chuck Palahniuk

Quote

"Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening." - Barbara Tober

Funny

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Love

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." - Lynda Barry

Funny

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield

Motivational

"To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak." - C. Kent Wright

Funny

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman

Thought

"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." - Alfred E. Wiggam

Quote

"The mind's first step to self-awareness must be through the body." - George Sheehan

Funny

"The price of greatness is responsibility." - Sir Winston Churchill

Motivational

"The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want." - Ben Stein

Thought

"Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself." - Paul Hawken

Quote

"Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit." - W. Somerset Maugham

Funny

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." - Voltaire

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Love

"It would be the perfect crime….If i stole your heart and you stole mine." - Anonymous

Thought

"I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts." - John Locke

Quote

"Ask yourself: Have you been kind today? Make kindness your daily modus operandi and change your world." - Annie Lennox

Funny

"But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin

Motivational

"There is no greater joy nor greater reward than to make a fundamental difference in someone's life." - Sister Mary Rose McGeady

Quote

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." - Horace Walpole

Thought

"Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change." - Malcolm X

Quote

"It is all very well, when the pen flows, but then there are the dark days when imagination deserts one, and it is an effort to put anything down on paper. That little you have achieved stares at you at the end of the day, and you know the next morning you will have to scrape it down and start again." - Elizabeth Aston

Love

"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." - Jonathan Swift

Motivational

"I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself." - Edith Sitwell

Funny

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." - Jackie Mason

Monday, November 19, 2012

Love

"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love." - Sophocles

Quote

"It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret." - Jackie Joyner-Kersee

Thought

"We can aspire to anything, but we don't get it just 'cause we want it. I would rather spend my life close to the birds than waste it wishing I had wings." - Eli Attie

Motivational

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost

Funny

"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in." - Evan Davis

Friday, November 16, 2012

Funny

"Never regret something that once made you smile." - Amber Deckers

Funny

"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time." - Tallulah Bankhead 

Love

"Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith." - Saint Francis of Assisi

Motivational

"In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind." - Louis Pasteur

Quote

"In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man." - Alfred Hitchcock

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Love

"Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience." - M. Scott Peck

Thought

"Have more than thou showest; Speak less than thou knowest." - William Shakespeare

Motivational

"You don't need to outdo the competition. It's expensive and defensive. Underdo your competition. We need more simplicity and clarity." - Jason Fried

Quote

"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." - Fran Lebowitz

Funny

"Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another." - H. L. Mencken

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Love

"Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command." - Alan Watts

Thought

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." - George Bernard Shaw

Quote

"The sweet and the sour: this is what makes great art." - Ward Jenkins

Funny

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers

Motivational

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right." - Isaac Asimov

Funny

"Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson

Friday, November 9, 2012

Love

"Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put it back together; keeping one piece for himself, replacing it with a piece of his" - Anonymous

Love

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." -Ingrid Bergman

Motivational

"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity." -Horace Mann

Motivational

"Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth…Tame the dragon and the gift is yours." - Noela Evans

Thought

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Edgar Bergen

Quote

"A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man." - Anonymous

Funny


"If my films make even one more person feel miserable, I'll feel I've done my job." - Woody Allen

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Love

"Life is messy. Love is messier." – Catch and Release(2006 movie)

Love

"What’s my point of waiting if you never love me…though I love you so much…" - Anonymous

Thought

"Never make someone a priority in your life... If you are just an option in theirs." - Anonymous

Funny

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But, it gets booking. So, I go back to being me" - Anonymous

Funny

"Coffee just isn't my cup of tea." - Anonymous

Motivational

"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it." - Henry David Thoreau

Funny

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." - August Strindberg

Quote

"Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds." - Marian Evans

Love

"One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love." - Elizabeth Aston

Quote

"Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense of truth." - Johann Georg von Zimmermann

Motivational

"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves." - Carl Jung

Thought

"Praise the bridge that carried you over." - George Colman

Quote

"When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health." - J. P. Donleavy

Monday, November 5, 2012

Thought

"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose." - Bill Gates

Funny

"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'" - Jeff Foxworthy

Motivational

"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben

Quote

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt

Friday, November 2, 2012

Motivational

"It really doesn't matter if the person who hurt you deserves to be forgiven. Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. You have things to do and you want to move on." - Real Live Preacher

Motivational

"Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you." - Harold Bloom

Thought

"Death likes it when you play hard to get." - Randy K. Milholland

Quote

"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance." -  Laurence J. Peter

Funny

"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

Thought

"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." - Sir Francis Bacon

Quote

"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature." - Frank Lloyd Wright

Motivational

"Act as if it were impossible to fail." - Dorothea Brande

Funny

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Thought

"Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well." - Samuel Butler

Quote

"Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing." - William Shakespeare

Funny

"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." - Jimmy Demaret

Love

"To love someone is to identify with them." - Aristotle

Motivational

"By constant self-discipline and self-control you can develop greatness of character." - Grenville Kleiser

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Love


"Each body has its art..." - Gwendolyn Brooks

Motivational


"If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting." - Benjamin Franklin

Thought

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas A. Edison

Quote

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller

Funny

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Motivational

"The way we see the problem is the problem." - Stephen Covey

Quote


"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." - Nikita Khrushchev

Funny

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill

Monday, October 29, 2012

Thought

"It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction." - Pablo Picasso

Motivational

"Not everything made you stronger. It was possible to survive, yet still be crippled for your trouble. Sometimes it was okay to run away, to skip the test, to chicken out. Or at least to get some help." - Scott Westerfeld

Quote

"To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult." - Plutarch

Funny

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - Jean Paul Getty

Friday, October 26, 2012

Motivational

"A smile is the shortest distance between two people." - Victor Borge

Thought

"If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others." - Tryon Edwards

Funny

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." - Mary Wilson Little

Quote

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte

Funny

"There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women." - Orson Welles

Thought

"You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do." - Henry Ford

Motivational

"A little rebellion now and then is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson

Funny

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place." - Johnny Carson

Motivational

"Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion." - Kate Reid

Funny

"If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life." - Robert Pante

Quote


"The best mirror is an old friend." - George Herbert

Thought

"Ability will never catch up with the demand for it." - Malcolm Forbes

Quote

"He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature." - Socrates 

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Motivational


"People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar." - Thich Nhat Hanh

Love

"The love of truth lies at the root of much humor." - Robertson Davies

Quote

"Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it." - Jules Renard

Thought

"Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two." - Ambrose Bierce

Funny

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Funny

"There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead." - Arthur Honegger

Motivational

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein

Quote

"You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light." - Vicomte de Chateaubriand

Monday, October 22, 2012

Thought

"My friend is one... who take me for what I am." - Henry David Thoreau

Motivational

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes." - Mahatma Gandhi

Quote

"Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well." - Aristotle

Thought

"All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!" - Bob Newhart

Motivational

"Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can." - Norman Vincent Peale

Motivational

"Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down." - Charles F. Kettering

Funny

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." - George F. Will

Love

"I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex." - Oscar Wilde

Thought

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." - Mark Twain

Quote

"Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always to combat with ourselves." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Friday, October 19, 2012

Motivational

"Good writing takes more than just time; it wants your best moments and the best of you." - Real Live Preacher

Love

"First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time." - Honore de Balzac

Thought

"There is no remedy for love but to love more." - Henry David Thoreau

Funny

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde

Quote

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." - Mark Twain

Motivational

"You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play." - Warren Beatty

Thought

"To try to be better is to be better." - Charlotte Cushman

Quote

What you will do matters. All you need is to do it." - Judy Grahn

Motivational

"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going." - Professor Irwin Corey

Funny

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Motivational

"Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration." - Thomas A. Edison

Love

Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." - Iris Murdoch

Funny

"Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path." - Scandinavian Proverb

Funny

"Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path." - Scandinavian Proverb

Funny

"Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path." - Scandinavian Proverb

Quote

"Desire, ask, believe, receive." - Stella Terrill Mann

Quote

"Desire, ask, believe, receive." - Stella Terrill Mann

Quote

"Desire, ask, believe, receive." - Stella Terrill Mann

Thought

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." - Oscar Levant

Quote

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman

Motivational

"I'm happy about the things I've done. Not always happy about the results, but happy about the decisions, because I made them myself. And I think that's an important way to go through life." - Kevin Costner

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Thought

"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else." - Judy Garland

Funny

"Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money." - Jules Renard

Motivational

"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it." - George Moore

Quote

"It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head." - Sally Kempton

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Funny

"Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it." - Spanish Proverb

Thought

"There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote

"The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it." - C. P. Snow

Motivational

"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

Monday, October 15, 2012

Funny

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress." - Mark Twain

Thought

"I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens." - Randy K. Milholland

Motivational

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist." - Indira Gandhi

Quote

"I know three things will never be believed - the true, the probable, and the logical." - John Steinbeck

Friday, October 12, 2012

Motivational

"Sometimes it's good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more." - Darby Conley

Thought

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." - Fats Domino

Quote

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

Funny

"Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed limit." - Peter Beckmann

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Quote

"A hug is a wonderful thing. It makes you feel wanted, needed, and loved all at the same time." - Gregory Garcia

Quote

"The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame." - Rod Steiger

Thought

"Actions lie louder than words." - Carolyn Wells

Funny

"Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month." - Wernher von Braun

Motivational

"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." - Muhammad Ali

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Funny

"You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone." - Real Live Preacher

Thought

"Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it." - Maya Angelou

Motivational

"Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse." - Anonymous

Quote

"No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." - Henry Adams

Quote

"Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise." - Bertrand Russell

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Motivational

"To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven." - Karen Sunde

Quote

"Words are a heavy thing...they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn't fly." - Christian Williams

Motivational

"Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment." - Horace

Thought

"Mighty hard to tell the people you love you’re a failure." - Laura Moncur 

Quote

"I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it." - Thomas Jefferson

Funny

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." - Aldous Huxley

Monday, October 8, 2012

Motivational

"It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours." - Sam Ewing

Quote

"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." - Abba Eban

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Motivational

"It's about what YOU are going to do with the short time you have left on this earth." - Hugh Macleod

Funny

"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning." - Clint Eastwood

Quote

"The greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one." - Elbert Hubbard

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Quote

"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins." - Native American Proverb

Thought

"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me." - Carol Burnett

Motivational

"He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses." - Horace

Thought

"In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side." - Randy K. Milholland

Motivational

"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret." - Laurence J. Peter

Quote

"America is a mistake, a giant mistake." - Sigmund Freud

Funny

"When women go wrong, men go right after them." - Mae West

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Motivational

"We make war that we may live in peace." - Aristotle

Thought

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." - Steve Martin

Funny

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud

Quote

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein

Friday, September 28, 2012

Motivational

"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars." - Og Mandino

Quote

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot

Motivational

"The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another." - George Eliot

Quote

"Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not." - Andre Gide

Motivational

"As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Thought

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

Funny

"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." - L. M. Boyd

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Thought

"Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians." - Jimmy Wales

Quote

"He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain." - Chinese Proverb

Quote

"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying." - Anonymous

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Quote

"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance." - Ray Bradbury

Motivational

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up." - Mark Twain

Thought

"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something." - Wilson Mizner

Quote

"My friend is one... who take me for what I am." - Henry David Thoreau

Thought

"Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves." - Peter McArthur

Funny

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." - Mickey Rooney

Quote

"Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down." - Wilson Mizner

Motivational

"Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them" - Albert Einstein

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Quote

"Nothing in life is promised except death." - Kanye West

Funny

"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill." - Peter Ustinov

Quote

"A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and swings there as easily as a star." - Edward Chapin

Thought

"The middle of the road is where the white line is-and that's the worst place to drive." - Robert Frost

Funny

"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill." - Peter Ustinov

Motivational

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." - Mahatma Gandhi

Monday, September 24, 2012

Quote

"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." - Minna Thomas Antrim

Quote

"Love cannot survive if you just give it scraps of yourself, scraps of your time, scraps of your thoughts." - Mary O'Hara

Thought

"No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote

"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill

Funny

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

Motivational

"The body is a sacred garment." - Martha Graham

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Motivational

"I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present." - W. Somerset Maugham

Motivational

"There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher." - Victor Hugo

Thought

"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars." - Fred Allen

Funny

"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer." - Victor Borge

Quote

"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office." - Covert Bailey

Quote

"If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you." - Paul Newman

Friday, September 21, 2012

Motivational

"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible." - David M. Ogilvy

Quote

"The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses." - Edith Sodergran

Thought

"What we're all striving for is authenticity, a spirit-to-spirit connection." - Oprah Winfrey

For Friend

"Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment." - Seneca

Quote

"I didn't really say everything I said." - Yogi Berra

Quote

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Quote

"You create your opportunities by asking for them." - Patty Hansen

Thought

"One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well." - Amos Bronson Alcott

Quote

"Don't fall before you're pushed." - English Proverb

Quote

"Don't fall before you're pushed." - English Proverb

Quote

"Don't fall before you're pushed." - English Proverb

Quote

"Don't fall before you're pushed." - English Proverb

Thought

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair

Thought

"Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once." - Anonymous

Funny

"Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Thought

"Life is what happens when you are making other plans." - John Lennon

Thought

"Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him." - Aldous Huxley

Motivational

"The greatest justice in life is that your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously." - Kevin Bacon

Motivational

"Dude, marriage is the 'get out of loneliness free' card in the Monopoly game of life." - Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz

Funny Quote of the Day

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings." - Ed Gardner

Funny Quote of the Day

"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" - James Thurber

Thought of the Day

"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms." - Alan Corenk

Quote of the Day

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed." - Albert Einstein

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Thought of the Day

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." - Horace Walpole

Quote of the Day

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" - Jay Leno

Quote of the Day

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." - Benjamin Franklin

Quote of the Day

"Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people." - Welsh Proverb

Thought of the Day

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein

Thought of the Day

"Lack of money is the root of all evil." - George Bernard Shaw

Quote of the Day

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office." - Robert Frost

Monday, September 17, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed." - Edward Young

Quote of the Day

"Promote yourself, but do not demote another." - Israel Salanter

Thought of the Day

"Is there life before death?" - Graffito

Quote of the Day

"War doesn't determine who's right - only who's left." - Bertrand Russell

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities." - Aldous Huxley

Quote of the Day

"With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon." - Albert Einstein

Thought of the Day

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on." - Jean Kerr

Quote of the Day

"A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." - Caskie Stinnett

Thought of the Day

"I want freedom for the full expression of my personality." - Mahatma Gandhi

Quote of the Day

"Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide." - Cicero

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Thought of the Day

"The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values."- Norman Thomas

Quote of the Day

"If you want to catch something, running after it isn't always the best way." - Lois McMaster Bujold

Thought of the Day

"I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me." - Althea Gibson

Quote of the Day

"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Friday, September 14, 2012

Thought of the Day

"You learn a lot about people when you play games with them." - Laura Moncur

Quote of the Day

"Trade your secrets and become who you are." - Frank Warren

Thought of the Day

"The road to success is always under construction." - Miscellaneous

Quote of the Day

"In an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness." - George Bernard Shaw

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect." - Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Quote of the Day

"You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket." - John Adams

Thought of the Day

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin

Quote of the Day

"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form." - Karl Marx

Thought of the Day

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." - Brendon Francis

Quote of the Day

"What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!" - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Thought of the Day

"When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion." - Voltaire

Quote of the Day

"He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses." - Horace

Thought of the Day

"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder." - Ambrose Bierce

Quote of the Day

"Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts." - R. Stevens

Thought of the Day

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote of the Day

"Abnormal is so common, it's practically normal." - Cory Doctorow

Monday, September 10, 2012

Thought of the Day

"A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them." - Leonard Louis Levinson

Quote of the Day

"Don't ever confuse the two, your life and your work. That's what I have to say. The second is only a part of the first." - Anna Quindlen

Thought of the Day

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein

Quote of the Day

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." - Mae West

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Thought of the Day

"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away." - Mae West

Quote of the Day

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." - Scott Adams

Thought of the Day

"Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either." - Mae West

Quote of the Day

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde

Friday, September 7, 2012

Thought of the Day

"When in doubt tell the truth." - Mark Twain

Quote of the Day

Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher von Braun

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Thought of the Day

"We are advertis'd by our loving friends." - William Shakespeare

Quote of the Day

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman

Thought of the Day

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson

Quote of the Day

"What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure." - Samuel Johnson

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Thought of the Day

"If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." - Napoleon

Quote of the Day

"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently." - Henry Ford

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." - L. M. Boyd

Quote of the Day

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous." - Robert Benchley

Monday, September 3, 2012

Thought of the Day

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." - Will Rogers

Quote of the Day

"Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Friday, August 31, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity." - Chilo

Quote of the Day

"Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion." - Tina Fey

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Quote of the Day

"Person who chases two rabbits catches neither." - Confucius

Thought of the Day

"If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them." - Isaac Asimov

Quote of the Day

"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

Thought of the Day

"Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve." - Max Planck

Quote of the Day

"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it." - E. B. White

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Thought of the Day

"My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition." - Indira Gandhi

Quote of the Day

"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - P. J. O'Rourke

Thought of the Day

"If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else." - Gordon Sinclair

Quote of the Day

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." - Emo Philips

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Thought of the Day

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

Quote of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." - Woody Allen

Friday, August 24, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash." - Winston Churchill

Quote of the Day

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." - Marie Corelli

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Thought of the Day

“At the end of knowledge, wisdom begins, and at the end of wisdom, there is not grief...but hope” - Lloyd Alexander

Quote of the Day

"If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention." - Miscellaneous

Thought of the Day

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Quote of the Day

"Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs." - Henry Ford

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Quote of the Day

"Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara." - Miscellaneous

Thought of the Day

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

Quote of the Day

"Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach." - Aristotle

Monday, August 20, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal

Quote of the Day

"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work." - Gallagher

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Thought of the Day

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." - Winston Churchill

Quote of the Day

"... when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Thought of the Day

Fiction reveals truth that reality obscures" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote of the Day

"The strongest among you may not wear a crown" - Miscellaneous

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Thought of the Day

"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin." - Mark Twain

Quote of the Day

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." - Henry Ford

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Thought of the Day

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forget their use." - Galileo Galilei

Quote of the Day

"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory." - Rita Mae Brown

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katharine Hepburn

Quote of the Day

"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts." - Orson Welles

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Thought of the Day

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire

Quote of the Day

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash." - Winston Churchill

Friday, August 10, 2012

Thought of the Day

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." - Peter O'Toole

Quote of the Day

"Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping." - Ambrose Bierce

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Thought of the Day

"With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon." - Albert Einstein

Quote of the Day

"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about." - Sam Ewing

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Thought of the Day

"History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes." - Voltaire

Quote of the Day

"Pay no attention to the critics. Don't even ignore them." - Samuel Goldwyn

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once." - Charles Lamb

Quote of the Day

"Rembrandt painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000 are still in existence." - Wilhelm Bode

Thought of the Day

"Don't be so much emotional in your life that it hurts you and Don't get too much practical in life that it hurts others!" - Miscellaneous

Quote of the Day

"Life is the most difficult exam. Many Fail trying to copy others, not realizing that each one has a different question paper!" - Miscellaneous

Monday, August 6, 2012

Thought of the Day

"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs." - Elbert Hubbard

Quote of the Day

"October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February." - Mark Twain

Friday, August 3, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

Quote of the Day

"Don't find fault, find a remedy." - Henry Ford

Thought of the Day

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

Quote of the Day

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One." - Yakov Smirnoff

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience." - Woody Allen

Quote of the Day

"Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Thought of the Day

"When I can't handle events, I let them handle themselves." - Henry Ford

Quote of the Day


"Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy." - Bart Simpson

Monday, July 30, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all others because you were born in it." - George Bernard Shaw

Quote of the Day

"Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs." - Alfred Hitchcock

Quote of the Day

"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement." - Mark Twain

Friday, July 27, 2012

Thought of the Day

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

Quote of the Day

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger." - Buddha