Before i saw you i dream, before i talked to you i heard voice and before i touched you, you had already stolen my heart.
Friday, December 28, 2012
Funny
"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done." - Fred Allen
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Fred Allen
Quote
"Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open." - Elmer G. Letterman
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Elmer G. Letterman
Motivational
"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight." - Benjamin Franklin
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Benjamin Franklin
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Funny
"Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public." - Robert Morley
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Robert Morley
Motivational
"Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Thought
"Only two things you ignore: things that aren't important and things you wish weren't important, and wishing never works." - David Shore
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David Shore
Quote
"Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment." - R. Buckminster Fuller
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R. Buckminster Fuller
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Motivational
"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one." - Elbert Hubbard
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Elbert Hubbard
Funny
"It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember." - Eugene McCarthy
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Eugene McCarthy
Thought
"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all." - Samuel Butler
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Samuel Butler
Quote
"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help." - Judith Martin
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Judith Martin
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Motivational
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." - Robert Heinlein
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Robert Heinlein
Thought
"It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation." - Dr. Rob Gilbert
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Dr. Rob Gilbert
Quote
"Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want." - Martha Beck
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Martha Beck
Funny
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." - Robert Frost
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Robert Frost
Friday, December 21, 2012
Funny
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball
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Lucille Ball
Motivational
"Goodness is the only investment that never fails." - Henry David Thoreau
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Henry David Thoreau
Thought
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw
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George Bernard Shaw
Quote
"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." - Sir Richard Steele
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Sir Richard Steele
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Funny
"If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your guardian genius." - Joseph Addison
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Joseph Addison
Thought
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright
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Herm Albright
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Motivational
"The deeper sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain." - Kahlil Gibran
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Kahlil Gibran
Thought
"We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society." - Judith Martin
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Judith Martin
Quote
"The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it." - P. B. Medawar
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P. B. Medawar
Funny
"Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors." - Quentin Crisp
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Quentin Crisp
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Quote
"He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit." - Sir Walter Scott
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Sir Walter Scott
Funny
"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest." - Wilson Mizner
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Wilson Mizner
Monday, December 17, 2012
Motivational
"You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?" - Robert Louis Stevenson
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Robert Louis Stevenson
Funny
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
Quote
"The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect." - Esther Dyson
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Esther Dyson
Friday, December 14, 2012
Quote
"People make one happy, not houses? I do not think so. Houses are more to be trusted than people." - Elizabeth Aston
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Elizabeth Aston
Funny
"I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy." - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Motivational
"We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys." - William Arthur Ward
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William Arthur Ward
Quote
"What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful." - Scott Westerfeld
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Scott Westerfeld
Motivational
"One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Funny
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Quote
"There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people." - Muhammad Ali
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Muhammad Ali
Thought
"A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything." - Samuel Johnson
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Samuel Johnson
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Thought
"Mighty hard to tell the people you love you’re a failure." - Laura Moncur
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Laura Moncur
Motivational
'People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have." - Anne Tyler
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Anne Tyler
Quote
"Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time." - Norman Ford
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Norman Ford
Funny
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Motivational
"The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed." - Gordon Parks
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Gordon Parks
Funny
"Don't stay long when the husband is not at home." - Japanese Proverb
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Japanese Proverb
Thought
"Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't." - Brett Butler
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Brett Butler
Thought
"Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle." - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Quote
"Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts; for if you let it pass, the desire may never return, and you may remain in ignorance." - William Wirt
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William Wirt
Motivational
"If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm." - Elizabeth Bowen
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Elizabeth Bowen
Monday, December 10, 2012
Motivational
"Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose." - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
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Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Quote
"Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot." - George Herbert
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George Herbert
Funny
"Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it." - Tallulah Bankhead
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Tallulah Bankhead
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Motivational
"Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it." - William Arthur Ward
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William Arthur Ward
Thought
"Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing." - Elizabeth Goudge
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Elizabeth Goudge
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Funny
"Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance." - William Shakespeare
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William Shakespeare
Thought
"One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child." - Randall Jarrell
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Randall Jarrell
Funny
"If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf." - Thomas Fuller
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Thomas Fuller
Monday, December 3, 2012
Motivational
"First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others." - Thomas a Kempis
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Thomas a Kempis
Quote
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." - Rita Rudner
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Rita Rudner
Funny
"There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers." - William James
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William James
Friday, November 30, 2012
Thought
"Being a celebrity has taught me to hide, but being an actor has opened my soul." - Meryl Streep
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Meryl Streep
Quote
"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment." - Barry LePatner
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Barry LePatner
Funny
"Win hearts, and you have all men's hands and purses." - William Cecil Burleigh
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William Cecil Burleigh
Motivational
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." - Harry S Truman
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Harry S Truman
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Motivational
"Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you." - Madame de Tencin
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Madame de Tencin
Thought
"Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave; for it is almost as well to be subjected to another's appetite as to thine own." - Sir Richard Francis Burton
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Sir Richard Francis Burton
Quote
"A great writer reveals the truth even when he or she does not wish to." - Tom Bissell
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Tom Bissell
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Motivational
"When you make a mistake, there are only three things you should ever do about it: admit it, learn from it, and don't repeat it." - Paul "Bear" Bryant
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Paul Bryant
Funny
"Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else." - James Thorpe
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James Thorpe
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Motivational
"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles." - Charlie Chaplin
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Charlie Chaplin
Funny
"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen." - Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Monday, November 26, 2012
Thought
"Everyone has his burden; what counts is how you carry it." - Joe Brown and David Brown
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Joe Brown and David Brown
Quote
"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be the miracle." - Phillips Brooks
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Phillips Brooks
Motivational
"Do definite good; first of all to yourself, then to definite persons." - John Lancaster Spalding
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John Lancaster Spalding
Friday, November 23, 2012
Motivational
"We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us to disregard them." - Cato the Elder
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Cato the Elder
Thought
"People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one event. Now their lives are more about the past than their future." - Chuck Palahniuk
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Chuck Palahniuk
Quote
"Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening." - Barbara Tober
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Barbara Tober
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Funny
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Motivational
"To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak." - C. Kent Wright
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C. Kent Wright
Funny
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman
Thought
"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." - Alfred E. Wiggam
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Alfred E. Wiggam
Quote
"The mind's first step to self-awareness must be through the body." - George Sheehan
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George Sheehan
Funny
"The price of greatness is responsibility." - Sir Winston Churchill
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Sir Winston Churchill
Motivational
"The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want." - Ben Stein
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Ben Stein
Thought
"Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself." - Paul Hawken
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Paul Hawken
Quote
"Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit." - W. Somerset Maugham
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W. Somerset Maugham
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Thought
"I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts." - John Locke
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John Locke
Quote
"Ask yourself: Have you been kind today? Make kindness your daily modus operandi and change your world." - Annie Lennox
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Annie Lennox
Funny
"But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin
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Benjamin Franklin
Motivational
"There is no greater joy nor greater reward than to make a fundamental difference in someone's life." - Sister Mary Rose McGeady
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Sister Mary Rose McGeady
Quote
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." - Horace Walpole
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Horace Walpole
Quote
"It is all very well, when the pen flows, but then there are the dark days when imagination deserts one, and it is an effort to put anything down on paper. That little you have achieved stares at you at the end of the day, and you know the next morning you will have to scrape it down and start again." - Elizabeth Aston
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Elizabeth Aston
Love
"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." - Jonathan Swift
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Jonathan Swift
Motivational
"I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself." - Edith Sitwell
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Edith Sitwell
Funny
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." - Jackie Mason
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Jackie Mason
Monday, November 19, 2012
Quote
"It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret." - Jackie Joyner-Kersee
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Jackie Joyner-Kersee
Motivational
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost
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Robert Frost
Friday, November 16, 2012
Funny
"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time." - Tallulah Bankhead
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Tallulah Bankhead
Love
"Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith." - Saint Francis of Assisi
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Saint Francis of Assisi
Motivational
"In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind." - Louis Pasteur
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Louis Pasteur
Quote
"In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man." - Alfred Hitchcock
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Alfred Hitchcock
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Thought
"Have more than thou showest; Speak less than thou knowest." - William Shakespeare
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William Shakespeare
Motivational
"You don't need to outdo the competition. It's expensive and defensive. Underdo your competition. We need more simplicity and clarity." - Jason Fried
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Jason Fried
Quote
"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." - Fran Lebowitz
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Fran Lebowitz
Funny
"Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another." - H. L. Mencken
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H. L. Mencken
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Love
"Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command." - Alan Watts
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Alan Watts
Thought
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." - George Bernard Shaw
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George Bernard Shaw
Funny
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Motivational
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right." - Isaac Asimov
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Isaac Asimov
Funny
"Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson
Friday, November 9, 2012
Love
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." -Ingrid Bergman
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Ingrid Bergman
Motivational
"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity." -Horace Mann
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Horace Mann
Motivational
"Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth…Tame the dragon and the gift is yours." - Noela Evans
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Noela Evans
Thought
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Edgar Bergen
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Edgar Bergen
Funny
"If my films make even one more person feel miserable, I'll feel I've done my job." - Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Love
"Life is messy. Love is messier." – Catch and Release(2006 movie)
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Catch and Release(2006 movie)
Motivational
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it." - Henry David Thoreau
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Henry David Thoreau
Funny
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." - August Strindberg
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August Strindberg
Quote
"Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds." - Marian Evans
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Marian Evans
Love
"One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love." - Elizabeth Aston
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Elizabeth Aston
Quote
"Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense of truth." - Johann Georg von Zimmermann
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Johann Georg von Zimmermann
Motivational
"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves." - Carl Jung
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Carl Jung
Quote
"When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health." - J. P. Donleavy
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J. P. Donleavy
Monday, November 5, 2012
Thought
"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose." - Bill Gates
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Bill Gates
Funny
"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'" - Jeff Foxworthy
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Jeff Foxworthy
Motivational
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben
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Robert Orben
Quote
"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt
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Eleanor Roosevelt
Friday, November 2, 2012
Motivational
"It really doesn't matter if the person who hurt you deserves to be forgiven. Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. You have things to do and you want to move on." - Real Live Preacher
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Real Live Preacher
Motivational
"Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you." - Harold Bloom
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Harold Bloom
Thought
"Death likes it when you play hard to get." - Randy K. Milholland
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Randy K. Milholland
Quote
"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance." - Laurence J. Peter
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Laurence J. Peter
Funny
"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Thought
"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." - Sir Francis Bacon
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Sir Francis Bacon
Funny
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
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Mel Brooks
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Thought
"Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well." - Samuel Butler
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Samuel Butler
Quote
"Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing." - William Shakespeare
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William Shakespeare
Funny
"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." - Jimmy Demaret
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Jimmy Demaret
Motivational
"By constant self-discipline and self-control you can develop greatness of character." - Grenville Kleiser
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Grenville Kleiser
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Motivational
"If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting." - Benjamin Franklin
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Benjamin Franklin
Thought
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas A. Edison
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Thomas A. Edison
Quote
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller
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Henry Miller
Funny
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Quote
"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." - Nikita Khrushchev
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Nikita Khrushchev
Funny
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
Monday, October 29, 2012
Thought
"It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction." - Pablo Picasso
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Pablo Picasso
Motivational
"Not everything made you stronger. It was possible to survive, yet still be crippled for your trouble. Sometimes it was okay to run away, to skip the test, to chicken out. Or at least to get some help." - Scott Westerfeld
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Scott Westerfeld
Funny
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - Jean Paul Getty
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Jean Paul Getty
Friday, October 26, 2012
Motivational
"A smile is the shortest distance between two people." - Victor Borge
Labels:
Victor Borge
Thought
"If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others." - Tryon Edwards
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Tryon Edwards
Funny
"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." - Mary Wilson Little
Labels:
Mary Wilson Little
Quote
"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Funny
"There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women." - Orson Welles
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Orson Welles
Motivational
"A little rebellion now and then is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson
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Thomas Jefferson
Funny
"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place." - Johnny Carson
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Johnny Carson
Motivational
"Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion." - Kate Reid
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Kate Reid
Funny
"If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life." - Robert Pante
Labels:
Robert Pante
Thought
"Ability will never catch up with the demand for it." - Malcolm Forbes
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Malcolm Forbes
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Motivational
"People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar." - Thich Nhat Hanh
Labels:
Thich Nhat Hanh
Love
"The love of truth lies at the root of much humor." - Robertson Davies
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Robertson Davies
Quote
"Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it." - Jules Renard
Labels:
Jules Renard
Thought
"Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two." - Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Funny
"There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead." - Arthur Honegger
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Arthur Honegger
Motivational
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Quote
"You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light." - Vicomte de Chateaubriand
Labels:
Vicomte de Chateaubriand
Monday, October 22, 2012
Thought
"My friend is one... who take me for what I am." - Henry David Thoreau
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Henry David Thoreau
Motivational
"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes." - Mahatma Gandhi
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Mahatma Gandhi
Motivational
"Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can." - Norman Vincent Peale
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Norman Vincent Peale
Motivational
"Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down." - Charles F. Kettering
Labels:
Charles F. Kettering
Funny
"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." - George F. Will
Labels:
George F. Will
Love
"I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex." - Oscar Wilde
Labels:
Oscar Wilde
Thought
"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." - Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Quote
"Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always to combat with ourselves." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Friday, October 19, 2012
Motivational
"Good writing takes more than just time; it wants your best moments and the best of you." - Real Live Preacher
Labels:
Real Live Preacher
Love
"First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time." - Honore de Balzac
Labels:
Honore de Balzac
Thought
"There is no remedy for love but to love more." - Henry David Thoreau
Labels:
Henry David Thoreau
Funny
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde
Labels:
Oscar Wilde
Quote
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." - Mark Twain
Labels:
Mark Twain
Motivational
"You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play." - Warren Beatty
Labels:
Warren Beatty
Motivational
"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going." - Professor Irwin Corey
Labels:
Professor Irwin Corey
Funny
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray
Labels:
Patrick Murray
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Motivational
"Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration." - Thomas A. Edison
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Thomas A. Edison
Love
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." - Iris Murdoch
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Iris Murdoch
Funny
"Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path." - Scandinavian Proverb
Labels:
Scandinavian Proverb
Funny
"Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path." - Scandinavian Proverb
Labels:
Scandinavian Proverb
Funny
"Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path." - Scandinavian Proverb
Labels:
Scandinavian Proverb
Thought
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." - Oscar Levant
Labels:
Oscar Levant
Quote
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman
Labels:
Henny Youngman
Motivational
"I'm happy about the things I've done. Not always happy about the results, but happy about the decisions, because I made them myself. And I think that's an important way to go through life." - Kevin Costner
Labels:
Kevin Costner
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Thought
"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else." - Judy Garland
Labels:
Judy Garland
Funny
"Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money." - Jules Renard
Labels:
Jules Renard
Motivational
"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it." - George Moore
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George Moore
Quote
"It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head." - Sally Kempton
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Sally Kempton
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Funny
"Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it." - Spanish Proverb
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Spanish Proverb
Thought
"There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Quote
"The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it." - C. P. Snow
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C. P. Snow
Motivational
"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Monday, October 15, 2012
Funny
"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress." - Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Thought
"I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens." - Randy K. Milholland
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Randy K. Milholland
Quote
"I know three things will never be believed - the true, the probable, and the logical." - John Steinbeck
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John Steinbeck
Friday, October 12, 2012
Motivational
"Sometimes it's good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more." - Darby Conley
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Darby Conley
Thought
"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." - Fats Domino
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Fats Domino
Quote
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
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Benjamin Franklin
Funny
"Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed limit." - Peter Beckmann
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Peter Beckmann
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Quote
"A hug is a wonderful thing. It makes you feel wanted, needed, and loved all at the same time." - Gregory Garcia
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Gregory Garcia
Quote
"The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame." - Rod Steiger
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Rod Steiger
Funny
"Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month." - Wernher von Braun
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Wernher von Braun
Motivational
"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." - Muhammad Ali
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Muhammad Ali
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Funny
"You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone." - Real Live Preacher
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Real Live Preacher
Thought
"Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it." - Maya Angelou
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Maya Angelou
Motivational
"Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse." - Anonymous
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Anonymous
Quote
"No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." - Henry Adams
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Henry Adams
Quote
"Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise." - Bertrand Russell
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Bertrand Russell
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Quote
"Words are a heavy thing...they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn't fly." - Christian Williams
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Christian Williams
Motivational
"Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment." - Horace
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Horace
Thought
"Mighty hard to tell the people you love you’re a failure." - Laura Moncur
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Laura Moncur
Quote
"I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it." - Thomas Jefferson
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Thomas Jefferson
Monday, October 8, 2012
Motivational
"It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours." - Sam Ewing
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Sam Ewing
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Motivational
"It's about what YOU are going to do with the short time you have left on this earth." - Hugh Macleod
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Hugh Macleod
Funny
"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning." - Clint Eastwood
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Clint Eastwood
Quote
"The greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one." - Elbert Hubbard
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Elbert Hubbard
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Quote
"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins." - Native American Proverb
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Native American Proverb
Motivational
"He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses." - Horace
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Horace
Thought
"In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side." - Randy K. Milholland
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Randy K. Milholland
Motivational
"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret." - Laurence J. Peter
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Laurence J. Peter
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Thought
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." - Steve Martin
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Steve Martin
Funny
The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud
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Sigmund Freud
Quote
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Friday, September 28, 2012
Motivational
"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars." - Og Mandino
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Og Mandino
Quote
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot
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Walter Bagehot
Motivational
"The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another." - George Eliot
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George Eliot
Quote
"Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Quote
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not." - Andre Gide
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Andre Gide
Motivational
"As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Thought
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Funny
"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." - L. M. Boyd
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L. M. Boyd
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Quote
"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance." - Ray Bradbury
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Ray Bradbury
Motivational
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up." - Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Thought
"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something." - Wilson Mizner
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Wilson Mizner
Quote
"My friend is one... who take me for what I am." - Henry David Thoreau
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Henry David Thoreau
Thought
"Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves." - Peter McArthur
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Peter McArthur
Funny
"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." - Mickey Rooney
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Mickey Rooney
Quote
"Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down." - Wilson Mizner
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Wilson Mizner
Motivational
"Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them" - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Funny
"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill." - Peter Ustinov
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Peter Ustinov
Quote
"A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and swings there as easily as a star." - Edward Chapin
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Edward Chapin
Thought
"The middle of the road is where the white line is-and that's the worst place to drive." - Robert Frost
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Robert Frost
Funny
"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill." - Peter Ustinov
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Peter Ustinov
Motivational
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." - Mahatma Gandhi
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Mahatma Gandhi
Monday, September 24, 2012
Quote
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." - Minna Thomas Antrim
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Minna Thomas Antrim
Quote
"Love cannot survive if you just give it scraps of yourself, scraps of your time, scraps of your thoughts." - Mary O'Hara
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Mary O'Hara
Thought
"No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Quote
"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
Funny
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Motivational
"I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present." - W. Somerset Maugham
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W. Somerset Maugham
Motivational
"There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher." - Victor Hugo
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Victor Hugo
Thought
"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars." - Fred Allen
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Fred Allen
Funny
"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer." - Victor Borge
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Victor Borge
Quote
"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office." - Covert Bailey
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Covert Bailey
Quote
"If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you." - Paul Newman
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Paul Newman
Friday, September 21, 2012
Motivational
"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible." - David M. Ogilvy
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David M. Ogilvy
Quote
"The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses." - Edith Sodergran
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Edith Sodergran
Thought
"What we're all striving for is authenticity, a spirit-to-spirit connection." - Oprah Winfrey
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Oprah Winfrey
For Friend
"Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment." - Seneca
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Seneca
Quote
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns
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George Burns
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Thought
"One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well." - Amos Bronson Alcott
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Amos Bronson Alcott
Thought
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair
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Upton Sinclair
Funny
"Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Thought
"Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him." - Aldous Huxley
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Aldous Huxley
Motivational
"The greatest justice in life is that your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously." - Kevin Bacon
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Kevin Bacon
Motivational
"Dude, marriage is the 'get out of loneliness free' card in the Monopoly game of life." - Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz
Funny Quote of the Day
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings." - Ed Gardner
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Ed Gardner
Funny Quote of the Day
"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" - James Thurber
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James Thurber
Thought of the Day
"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms." - Alan Corenk
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Alan Corenk
Quote of the Day
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Thought of the Day
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." - Horace Walpole
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Horace Walpole
Quote of the Day
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" - Jay Leno
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Jay Leno
Quote of the Day
"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." - Benjamin Franklin
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Benjamin Franklin
Quote of the Day
"Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people." - Welsh Proverb
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Welsh Proverb
Thought of the Day
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Thought of the Day
"Lack of money is the root of all evil." - George Bernard Shaw
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George Bernard Shaw
Quote of the Day
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office." - Robert Frost
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Robert Frost
Monday, September 17, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed." - Edward Young
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Edward Young
Quote of the Day
"Promote yourself, but do not demote another." - Israel Salanter
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Israel Salanter
Quote of the Day
"War doesn't determine who's right - only who's left." - Bertrand Russell
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Bertrand Russell
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities." - Aldous Huxley
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Aldous Huxley
Quote of the Day
"With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Thought of the Day
"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on." - Jean Kerr
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Jean Kerr
Quote of the Day
"A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." - Caskie Stinnett
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Caskie Stinnett
Thought of the Day
"I want freedom for the full expression of my personality." - Mahatma Gandhi
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Mahatma Gandhi
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Thought of the Day
"The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values."- Norman Thomas
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Norman Thomas
Quote of the Day
"If you want to catch something, running after it isn't always the best way." - Lois McMaster Bujold
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Lois McMaster Bujold
Thought of the Day
"I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me." - Althea Gibson
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Althea Gibson
Quote of the Day
"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Friday, September 14, 2012
Thought of the Day
"You learn a lot about people when you play games with them." - Laura Moncur
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Laura Moncur
Thought of the Day
"The road to success is always under construction." - Miscellaneous
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Miscellaneous
Quote of the Day
"In an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness." - George Bernard Shaw
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George Bernard Shaw
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect." - Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Quote of the Day
"You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket." - John Adams
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John Adams
Thought of the Day
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin
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Mignon McLaughlin
Quote of the Day
"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form." - Karl Marx
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Karl Marx
Thought of the Day
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." - Brendon Francis
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Brendon Francis
Quote of the Day
"What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!" - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Thought of the Day
"When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion." - Voltaire
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Voltaire
Quote of the Day
"He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses." - Horace
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Horace
Thought of the Day
"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder." - Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Quote of the Day
"Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts." - R. Stevens
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R. Stevens
Thought of the Day
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Quote of the Day
"Abnormal is so common, it's practically normal." - Cory Doctorow
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Cory Doctorow
Monday, September 10, 2012
Thought of the Day
"A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them." - Leonard Louis Levinson
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Leonard Louis Levinson
Quote of the Day
"Don't ever confuse the two, your life and your work. That's what I have to say. The second is only a part of the first." - Anna Quindlen
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Anna Quindlen
Thought of the Day
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Quote of the Day
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." - Mae West
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Mae West
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Quote of the Day
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." - Scott Adams
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Scott Adams
Thought of the Day
"Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either." - Mae West
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Mae West
Quote of the Day
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde
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Oscar Wilde
Friday, September 7, 2012
Quote of the Day
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher von Braun
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Wernher von Braun
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Thought of the Day
"We are advertis'd by our loving friends." - William Shakespeare
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William Shakespeare
Quote of the Day
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman
Thought of the Day
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
"What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure." - Samuel Johnson
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Samuel Johnson
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Quote of the Day
"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently." - Henry Ford
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Henry Ford
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." - L. M. Boyd
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L. M. Boyd
Quote of the Day
"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous." - Robert Benchley
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Robert Benchley
Monday, September 3, 2012
Thought of the Day
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." - Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Quote of the Day
"Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Friday, August 31, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity." - Chilo
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Chilo
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Thought of the Day
"If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them." - Isaac Asimov
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Isaac Asimov
Quote of the Day
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
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Elbert Hubbard
Thought of the Day
"Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve." - Max Planck
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Max Planck
Quote of the Day
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it." - E. B. White
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E. B. White
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Thought of the Day
"My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition." - Indira Gandhi
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Indira Gandhi
Quote of the Day
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - P. J. O'Rourke
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P. J. O'Rourke
Thought of the Day
"If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else." - Gordon Sinclair
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Gordon Sinclair
Quote of the Day
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." - Emo Philips
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Emo Philips
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Thought of the Day
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
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Socrates
Quote of the Day
"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." - Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Friday, August 24, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash." - Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
Quote of the Day
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." - Marie Corelli
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Marie Corelli
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Thought of the Day
“At the end of knowledge, wisdom begins, and at the end of wisdom, there is not grief...but hope” - Lloyd Alexander
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Lloyd Alexander
Quote of the Day
"If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention." - Miscellaneous
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Miscellaneous
Thought of the Day
"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Quote of the Day
"Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs." - Henry Ford
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Henry Ford
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Quote of the Day
"Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara." - Miscellaneous
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Miscellaneous
Thought of the Day
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
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Dean Martin
Monday, August 20, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal
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Billy Crystal
Quote of the Day
"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work." - Gallagher
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Gallagher
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Thought of the Day
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." - Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
Quote of the Day
"... when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Thought of the Day
Fiction reveals truth that reality obscures" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Quote of the Day
"The strongest among you may not wear a crown" - Miscellaneous
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Miscellaneous
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Thought of the Day
"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin." - Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Quote of the Day
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." - Henry Ford
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Henry Ford
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Thought of the Day
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forget their use." - Galileo Galilei
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Galileo Galilei
Quote of the Day
"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory." - Rita Mae Brown
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Rita Mae Brown
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katharine Hepburn
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Katharine Hepburn
Quote of the Day
"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts." - Orson Welles
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Orson Welles
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Thought of the Day
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire
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Voltaire
Quote of the Day
"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash." - Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
Friday, August 10, 2012
Thought of the Day
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." - Peter O'Toole
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Peter O'Toole
Quote of the Day
"Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping." - Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Thought of the Day
"With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Quote of the Day
"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about." - Sam Ewing
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Sam Ewing
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Thought of the Day
"History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes." - Voltaire
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Voltaire
Quote of the Day
"Pay no attention to the critics. Don't even ignore them." - Samuel Goldwyn
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Samuel Goldwyn
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Quote of the Day
"Rembrandt painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000 are still in existence." - Wilhelm Bode
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Wilhelm Bode
Thought of the Day
"Don't be so much emotional in your life that it hurts you and Don't get too much practical in life that it hurts others!" - Miscellaneous
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Miscellaneous
Quote of the Day
"Life is the most difficult exam. Many Fail trying to copy others, not realizing that each one has a different question paper!" - Miscellaneous
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Miscellaneous
Monday, August 6, 2012
Thought of the Day
"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs." - Elbert Hubbard
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Elbert Hubbard
Quote of the Day
"October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February." - Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Friday, August 3, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
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Oscar Wilde
Thought of the Day
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman
Quote of the Day
"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One." - Yakov Smirnoff
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Yakov Smirnoff
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience." - Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Quote of the Day
"Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Thought of the Day
"When I can't handle events, I let them handle themselves." - Henry Ford
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Henry Ford
Quote of the Day
"Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy." - Bart Simpson
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Bart Simpson
Monday, July 30, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all others because you were born in it." - George Bernard Shaw
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George Bernard Shaw
Quote of the Day
"Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone
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Sharon Stone
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Thought of the Day
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs." - Alfred Hitchcock
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Alfred Hitchcock
Quote of the Day
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement." - Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Friday, July 27, 2012
Thought of the Day
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Quote of the Day
"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger." - Buddha
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Buddha
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