Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Thought of the Day

"When I can't handle events, I let them handle themselves." - Henry Ford

Quote of the Day


"Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy." - Bart Simpson

Monday, July 30, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all others because you were born in it." - George Bernard Shaw

Quote of the Day

"Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs." - Alfred Hitchcock

Quote of the Day

"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement." - Mark Twain

Friday, July 27, 2012

Thought of the Day

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

Quote of the Day

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger." - Buddha

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Thought of the Day

"We get comfort from those who agree with us, but we get growth from only those who disagree with us." - Miscellaneous

Quote of the Day

"As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death." - Leonardo da Vinci

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Quote of the Day

"Brave, bold people, these are what we want. What we want is vigor in the blood, strength in the nerves, iron muscles and nerves of steel, not softening namby-pamby ideas. Avoid all these. Avoid all mystery." Swami Vivekananda

Thought of the Day

"I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind." - Patrick Dennis

Quote of the Day

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein

Thought of the Day

"About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all." - Rita Mae Brown

Quote of the Day

"I never give them [the public] hell. I just tell the truth, and they think it is hell." - Harry S. Truman

Monday, July 23, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me." - Ambrose Bierce

Quote of the Day

"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." - Muhammad Ali

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy." - Margaret Thatcher

Quote of the Day

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

Friday, July 20, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Quality means doing it right when no one is looking." - Henry Ford

Quote of the Day

"A little rebellion now and then is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Quote of the Day

"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." - Albert Einstein

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Thought of the Day

"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill

Quote of the Day

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg

Monday, July 16, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it." - Miscellaneous

Quote of the Day

"Smile, it increases your face value." - Miscellaneous

Thought of the Day

"He who blamed it, flamed it" - Ste Laycock

Quote of the Day

"Love is a deep divine ocean in which Sex is small though an important portion." - Miscellaneous

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Thought of the Day

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristoteles Onassis

Quote of the Day

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." - Margaret Thatcher

Friday, July 13, 2012

Thought of the Day

"And lastly there is the oldest and deepest desire, the Great Escape: the Escape from Death." - J.R.R. Tolkien

Quote of the Day

"Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work." - Will Rogers

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Thought of the Day

"The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you." - Isaac Asimov

Quote of the Day

"I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind." - Patrick Dennis

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

Quote of the Day

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say: "I want to see the manager!" - Willliam S. Burroughs

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

Quote of the Day

"A day without laughter is a day wasted." - Charlie Chaplin

Monday, July 9, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Where there is love there is life." - Mahatma Gandhi

Quote of the Day

"Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy." - Spike Milligan

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Thought of the Day


"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." - Napoleon

Quote of the Day

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

Friday, July 6, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

Quote of the Day

"It's better to be wanted for murder than not to be wanted at all." - Marty Winch

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Thought of the Day

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner

Quote of the Day

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office." - Robert Frost

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Thought of the Day

"The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced." - VIC

Quote of the Day

"I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary;  the evil it does is permanent." - Mahatma Gandhi

Thought of the Day

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing." - Benjamin Franklin

Quote of the Day

"It's love, it's love that makes the world go round." - Miscellaneous