Friday, September 28, 2012

Motivational

"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars." - Og Mandino

Quote

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot

Motivational

"The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another." - George Eliot

Quote

"Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not." - Andre Gide

Motivational

"As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Thought

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

Funny

"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." - L. M. Boyd

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Thought

"Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians." - Jimmy Wales

Quote

"He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain." - Chinese Proverb

Quote

"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying." - Anonymous

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Quote

"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance." - Ray Bradbury

Motivational

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up." - Mark Twain

Thought

"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something." - Wilson Mizner

Quote

"My friend is one... who take me for what I am." - Henry David Thoreau

Thought

"Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves." - Peter McArthur

Funny

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." - Mickey Rooney

Quote

"Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down." - Wilson Mizner

Motivational

"Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them" - Albert Einstein

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Quote

"Nothing in life is promised except death." - Kanye West

Funny

"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill." - Peter Ustinov

Quote

"A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and swings there as easily as a star." - Edward Chapin

Thought

"The middle of the road is where the white line is-and that's the worst place to drive." - Robert Frost

Funny

"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill." - Peter Ustinov

Motivational

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." - Mahatma Gandhi

Monday, September 24, 2012

Quote

"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." - Minna Thomas Antrim

Quote

"Love cannot survive if you just give it scraps of yourself, scraps of your time, scraps of your thoughts." - Mary O'Hara

Thought

"No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote

"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill

Funny

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

Motivational

"The body is a sacred garment." - Martha Graham

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Motivational

"I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present." - W. Somerset Maugham

Motivational

"There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher." - Victor Hugo

Thought

"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars." - Fred Allen

Funny

"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer." - Victor Borge

Quote

"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office." - Covert Bailey

Quote

"If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you." - Paul Newman

Friday, September 21, 2012

Motivational

"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible." - David M. Ogilvy

Quote

"The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses." - Edith Sodergran

Thought

"What we're all striving for is authenticity, a spirit-to-spirit connection." - Oprah Winfrey

For Friend

"Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment." - Seneca

Quote

"I didn't really say everything I said." - Yogi Berra

Quote

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Quote

"You create your opportunities by asking for them." - Patty Hansen

Thought

"One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well." - Amos Bronson Alcott

Quote

"Don't fall before you're pushed." - English Proverb

Quote

"Don't fall before you're pushed." - English Proverb

Quote

"Don't fall before you're pushed." - English Proverb

Quote

"Don't fall before you're pushed." - English Proverb

Thought

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair

Thought

"Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once." - Anonymous

Funny

"Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Thought

"Life is what happens when you are making other plans." - John Lennon

Thought

"Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him." - Aldous Huxley

Motivational

"The greatest justice in life is that your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously." - Kevin Bacon

Motivational

"Dude, marriage is the 'get out of loneliness free' card in the Monopoly game of life." - Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz

Funny Quote of the Day

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings." - Ed Gardner

Funny Quote of the Day

"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" - James Thurber

Thought of the Day

"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms." - Alan Corenk

Quote of the Day

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed." - Albert Einstein

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Thought of the Day

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." - Horace Walpole

Quote of the Day

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" - Jay Leno

Quote of the Day

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." - Benjamin Franklin

Quote of the Day

"Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people." - Welsh Proverb

Thought of the Day

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein

Thought of the Day

"Lack of money is the root of all evil." - George Bernard Shaw

Quote of the Day

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office." - Robert Frost

Monday, September 17, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed." - Edward Young

Quote of the Day

"Promote yourself, but do not demote another." - Israel Salanter

Thought of the Day

"Is there life before death?" - Graffito

Quote of the Day

"War doesn't determine who's right - only who's left." - Bertrand Russell

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities." - Aldous Huxley

Quote of the Day

"With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon." - Albert Einstein

Thought of the Day

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on." - Jean Kerr

Quote of the Day

"A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." - Caskie Stinnett

Thought of the Day

"I want freedom for the full expression of my personality." - Mahatma Gandhi

Quote of the Day

"Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide." - Cicero

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Thought of the Day

"The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values."- Norman Thomas

Quote of the Day

"If you want to catch something, running after it isn't always the best way." - Lois McMaster Bujold

Thought of the Day

"I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me." - Althea Gibson

Quote of the Day

"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Friday, September 14, 2012

Thought of the Day

"You learn a lot about people when you play games with them." - Laura Moncur

Quote of the Day

"Trade your secrets and become who you are." - Frank Warren

Thought of the Day

"The road to success is always under construction." - Miscellaneous

Quote of the Day

"In an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness." - George Bernard Shaw

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect." - Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Quote of the Day

"You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket." - John Adams

Thought of the Day

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin

Quote of the Day

"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form." - Karl Marx

Thought of the Day

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." - Brendon Francis

Quote of the Day

"What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!" - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Thought of the Day

"When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion." - Voltaire

Quote of the Day

"He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses." - Horace

Thought of the Day

"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder." - Ambrose Bierce

Quote of the Day

"Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts." - R. Stevens

Thought of the Day

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote of the Day

"Abnormal is so common, it's practically normal." - Cory Doctorow

Monday, September 10, 2012

Thought of the Day

"A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them." - Leonard Louis Levinson

Quote of the Day

"Don't ever confuse the two, your life and your work. That's what I have to say. The second is only a part of the first." - Anna Quindlen

Thought of the Day

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein

Quote of the Day

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." - Mae West

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Thought of the Day

"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away." - Mae West

Quote of the Day

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." - Scott Adams

Thought of the Day

"Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either." - Mae West

Quote of the Day

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde

Friday, September 7, 2012

Thought of the Day

"When in doubt tell the truth." - Mark Twain

Quote of the Day

Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher von Braun

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Thought of the Day

"We are advertis'd by our loving friends." - William Shakespeare

Quote of the Day

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman

Thought of the Day

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson

Quote of the Day

"What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure." - Samuel Johnson

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Thought of the Day

"If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." - Napoleon

Quote of the Day

"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently." - Henry Ford

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." - L. M. Boyd

Quote of the Day

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous." - Robert Benchley

Monday, September 3, 2012

Thought of the Day

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." - Will Rogers

Quote of the Day

"Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe