Funny

"The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them." - Mark Twain

Quote

"A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece." - Ludwig Erhard

Motivational

"All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why." - James Thurber

Motivational

"When you leave college, there are thousands of people out there with the same degree you have; when you get a job, there will be thousands of people doing what you want to do for a living. But you are the only person alive who has sole custody of your life." - Anna Quindlen

Thought

"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working." - Anonymous

Quote

"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." - Abraham Lincoln

Love

"If you ask me how much I love you, I won’t say anything. I’ll just take your hand, fill the gaps between your fingers and hold on to you until all your doubts are gone." - Anonymous

Quote

"People will stare. Make it worth their while." - Harry Winston

Funny

"An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory." - Friedrich Engels

Motivational

"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thought

"You don’t need to win every medal to be successful." - Jason Fried

Quote

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Love

"I’m not afraid to fall in love, I’m just afraid of hitting the ground when its over." - Anonymous

Love

"When you’ve found a reason to walk away, never look back… Just keep walking. It’s better to get lost moving on than to get stuck and stranded broken." - Anonymous

Motivational

"Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier." - Kathleen Norris

Funny

"Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Claud Cockburn

Thought

"Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth." - Lillian Hellman

Quote

"An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous." - Henry Ford

Love

"A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love." - Anonymous

Love

"Beauty isn’t about having a pretty face. It’s about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul." - Anonymous

Funny

"If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all." - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Motivational

"Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain." - Mark Twain

Thought

"No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings." - William Blake

Quote

"Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One." - Benjamin Franklin

Love

"Love me and the whole world is mine." - Anonymous

Love

"Before you can truly live, you must first learn to love." - Anonymous

Love

"Let your heart guide you…but listen closely because it whispers." - Anonymous

Quote

"What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth." - Jewish Proverb

Funny

"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits." - David Hoselton

Love

"The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in." - Mitch Albom 

Motivational

"Be courteous, be obliging, but don't give yourself over to be melted down for the benefit of the tallow trade." - George Eliot

Thought

"We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it." - Will Rogers

Quote

"It's never just a game when you're winning." - George Carlin

Love

"If I’m not made for you then why is my heart telling me I am?" - Anonymous

Love

"Nothing hurts more than to be friends with someone, knowing you are both in love with each other, and yet not being able to be together." - Anonymous

Thought

"Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child." - Mary MacCracken

Motivational

"Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself." - Audrey Giorgi

Funny

"I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." - Gilda Radner

Quote

"The smaller the mind the greater the conceit." - Aesop

Love

"I gave you my heart. Even though you don’t know it, you have it still." - Anonymous

Motivational

"You can observe a lot by just watching." - Yogi Berra

Funny

"A court is an assembly of noble and distinguished beggars." - Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Thought

"Mellow doesn't always make for a good story, but it makes for a good life." - Anne Hathaway

Quote

"Any voices or fantasies, he lives with. Those are his everyday life things." - Daniel Craig 

Love

"There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment." - Anonymous

Motivational

"God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest." - J. G. Holland

Quote

"Above all things, reverence yourself." - Pythagoras

Motivational

"When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it." - Anatole France

Love

"I know love and lust don't always keep the same company." - Stephenie Meyer

Quote

"Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it. Sometimes our actions are questions not answers." - John Le Carre

Thought

"Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life." - Bertolt Brecht

Funny

"Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?" - Richard Feynman

Love

"I am mentally dating you." - Anonymous

Funny

"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid." - Art Spander

Motivational

"Some people make headlines while others make history." - Philip Elmer-DeWitt

Thought

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on." - Jean Kerr

Quote

"Nothing is more characteristic of a man than the man in which he behaves toward fools." - Henri-Frédéric Amiel

Funny

"The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them." - Robert Frost

Funny

"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in." - Bradley's Bromide

Love

"Not everyone is meant to stay in your life forever, some are just meant to make an appearance." - Anonymous

Funny

"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?" - Laurence J. Peter

Thought

"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way." - Juan Ramon Jiminez

Quote

"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." - Evelyn Waugh

Thought

"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination. - Bill Watterson

Quote

"And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow." - Jerry Chin

Motivational

"You gotta dream? You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it, period." - Steven Conrad

Funny

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

Love

"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." - Anonymous

Motivational

"Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have." - Doris Mortman

Quote

"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates." - Jay Leno

Thought

"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." - Franklin P. Jones

Quote

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." - George Burns

Funny

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." - Oscar Wilde

Love

"There is no such thing as a perfect person in love, but there is such a thing as a person Perfectly in love." - Anonymous

Motivational

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut 

Thought

"The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame." - Rod Steiger

Quote

"My favorite thing is to go where I've never been." - Diane Arbus

Funny

"In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation." - Roger Allen

Love

"I hate you not because it’s over but I hate you because you made me feel worthless when I’m with you…" -  Anonymous,

Funny

"Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent." - Anonymous

Motivational

"When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Thought

"Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays till all commend." - Alexander Pope

Quote

"People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort." - David Shore

Love

"Love does not count mistakes no matter how plenty it is." - Anonymous

Funny

"You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same." -  Hussein Nishah

Motivational

"The time is now, the place is here. Stay in the present. You can do nothing to change the past, and the future will never come exactly as you plan or hope for." - Dan Millman

Quote

"Strive for excellence, not perfection." - H. Jackson Brown Jr

Thought

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein

Quote

"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men." - Joseph Conrad

Love

"You do not have to be perfect to be in love. You just have to find the right person." - Anonymous

Funny

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep." - George Best

Motivational

"In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind." - Louis Pasteur

Funny

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain

Thought

"Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt." - Clarence Darrow

Quote

"Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?" - Philip G. Hamerton

Love

"Heart is hurt when they know our beloved still loving her ex." - Anonymous