Quote of the Day

"October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February." - Mark Twain

Thought of the Day

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

Quote of the Day

"Don't find fault, find a remedy." - Henry Ford

Thought of the Day

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

Quote of the Day

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One." - Yakov Smirnoff

Thought of the Day

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience." - Woody Allen

Quote of the Day

"Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau