Funny

"If my films make even one more person feel miserable, I'll feel I've done my job." - Woody Allen

Quote of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." - Woody Allen

Thought of the Day

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience." - Woody Allen