Thought

"We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it." - Will Rogers

Funny

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers

Thought of the Day

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." - Will Rogers

Quote of the Day

"Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work." - Will Rogers