Showing posts with label Rita Rudner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rita Rudner. Show all posts

Monday, December 3, 2012

Quote

"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." - Rita Rudner

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Thought of the Day

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner