Showing posts with label Ambrose Bierce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ambrose Bierce. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Funny

"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen." - Ambrose Bierce

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Thought

"Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two." - Ambrose Bierce

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder." - Ambrose Bierce

Friday, August 10, 2012

Quote of the Day

"Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping." - Ambrose Bierce

Monday, July 23, 2012

Thought of the Day

"Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me." - Ambrose Bierce